What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What! how could you do that?

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

What do you mean son?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Do you know what she said mum?

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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

True - how I loved my mum!

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”